I wrote this a while back and it's been on my fanfiction account for a while. Just decided to put this here, too ^^ lawl. It's pure stupidity.
If you're interested in my fics, just leave me a comment. I write a bunch of kinds of stuff (all naruto fics, though) There's one other that might end up on here, but that's it really.
Note: This means no offense to anyone, in case they take offense. Unless, of course, they're Sasuke.