THE SASUKE SONG
(to the tune of Rudolph red nosed reign deer.)
(With the random outbursts)

Sasuke the emo ninja
Had a very emo way (Like an emo)
His brother killed his whole family
He was emo after that day (Like an emo)

All of the other Ninjas
Used to laugh and call him names (like emo!)
They never let poor Sasuke
Join in any Ninja games! (Poor Sasuke!)

Then, inside the forest of death
Orochimaru said, (ku ku ku)
Sasuke with your Sharingan,
Won't you be my Sasuke-kun!" (eew)

Then Sasuke left the village
He wanted Orochimaru's strength.
Proving that just for vengeance,
He would got to any length. (what a moron!)