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THE SASUKE SONG
(to the tune of Rudolph red nosed reign deer.)
(With the random outbursts)
Sasuke the emo ninja
Had a very emo way (Like an emo)
His brother killed his whole family
He was emo after that day (Like an emo)
All of the other Ninjas
Used to laugh and call him names (like emo!)
They never let poor Sasuke
Join in any Ninja games! (Poor Sasuke!)
Then, inside the forest of death
Orochimaru said, (ku ku ku)
Sasuke with your Sharingan,
Won't you be my Sasuke-kun!" (eew)
Then Sasuke left the village
He wanted Orochimaru's strength.
Proving that just for vengeance,
He would got to any length. (what a moron!)
(to the tune of Rudolph red nosed reign deer.)
(With the random outbursts)
Sasuke the emo ninja
Had a very emo way (Like an emo)
His brother killed his whole family
He was emo after that day (Like an emo)
All of the other Ninjas
Used to laugh and call him names (like emo!)
They never let poor Sasuke
Join in any Ninja games! (Poor Sasuke!)
Then, inside the forest of death
Orochimaru said, (ku ku ku)
Sasuke with your Sharingan,
Won't you be my Sasuke-kun!" (eew)
Then Sasuke left the village
He wanted Orochimaru's strength.
Proving that just for vengeance,
He would got to any length. (what a moron!)
Literature
50 Ways to Piss Off Sasuke
1. Tell him Itachi is the smex
2. Ask WHY his hair looks like a chickens ass
3. Ask if he thinks anyone really believes that its natural
4. Show him ItaSasu
5. Tape him destroying your computer because of it
6. Sue him for it
7. Do a REALLY crappy Sharingan imitation
8. Tell him the Uchiha symbol looks like a Pokemon ball
9. Tell him the Uchiha symbol looks like a ping pong paddle
10. Sing Sasuke and Naruto sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
11. If he protests, show him the episode where they DO kiss
12. Ask if hes sad because his brother is stronger, sexier, NICER, and all around better than he is
13.
Literature
A Naruto Alphabet
A Naruto Alphabet.
A is for Asuma, the guy with the knives,
With his chain-smoking habit he endangers young lives.
B is for Byakugan, the whitest of eyes
It sees all directions and is never surprised.
C is for Choji, but dont call him fat,
He may be big boned, but he likes it like that.
D is for Danzo, the leader of Root
For things like emotion he wont give a hoot.
E is for Ebisu, the master of education
Closet perversion is his aberration
F is for Fandom, the Naruto obsessed
Im in that number, as you may have guessed
G is for Gaara, the Ninja of Sand,
The grains of the desert are his to command
H is for
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Gaara
The word love
Is not in my mind
I don't know what it means
Or what it feels like
I don't know how it smells
I know nothing of the taste
It's not a real thing
Because it has no true place
"I'm not bleeding Uncle
But it hurts right here"
I grab my chest
Without shedding a tear
"Does Mommy love me?
Why doesn't Daddy understand?
Will I ever find anyone
To hold my shaking hand?"
He shook his head no
And held his last breathe
"Please Uncle don't leave me!
I promise to be the best!
The best little boy
In the whole wide world
Better than any other
Little boy or girl"
He cursed me
Letting go of his breathe
"please... die" He
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I wrote this a while back and it's been on my fanfiction account for a while. Just decided to put this here, too ^^ lawl. It's pure stupidity.
If you're interested in my fics, just leave me a comment. I write a bunch of kinds of stuff (all naruto fics, though) There's one other that might end up on here, but that's it really.
Note: This means no offense to anyone, in case they take offense. Unless, of course, they're Sasuke.
If you're interested in my fics, just leave me a comment. I write a bunch of kinds of stuff (all naruto fics, though) There's one other that might end up on here, but that's it really.
Note: This means no offense to anyone, in case they take offense. Unless, of course, they're Sasuke.
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xd funny 😂